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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 49

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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#BIBLESTUFF2015

Tinder Lines 2

That’s beautiful.

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#NAMEGAGS2015

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A stroke of Shira brilliance.

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Can this count as part of my court-ordered community service, Officer Kennedy?

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And to think those of us with a Mystique from X-Men fetish were all ready to start fapping…

Tinder Lines 7

#FATHERSTUFF2015

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#BIBLESTUFF2015

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Calculated*

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Get Darwin in there, make it a threesome.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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