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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 5

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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What a good friend.

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Average testicles are not grape sized, Adam.

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He’s talking about chewing gum, right?

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Is there any other way to poop on someone’s head?

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Probably one of the most cordial insult exchanges I’ve ever seen.

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Happens to the best of us.

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I respect his attempt.

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Aaaaaaand we’re back to butt stuff.

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My rabbit shits get me pretty horny, too.

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Just answer the man’s question, Bree.

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It only took 4 messages before she wanted to run him over with a truck. That must be a record.

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His patronus is a frock.

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Only responding to Tinder messages after they win the natty for UConn. It’s a TSM.

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The convo clearly peaked when he brought up his fancy penis.

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Communication is key in any budding relationship.

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What kind of parent lets their daughter go by “Claude?”

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Giving your number to accused and professed, but not charged, kiddy fiddlers. It’s a TSM.

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Smooth as butter.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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This all made sense to me except for the peanut butter.

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This guy. TDornM.

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Rachel, you thieving bitch.

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I bet that one killed in the 7th grade lunch line.

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Taking off her bra. TFM. Drinking her broth. It’s a TFM.

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I heard he’s a pretty cool guy.

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I’m at a loss for words… unlike this guy.

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You’re the joke, Keenen.

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I guess he wanted to figure out the last digit himself?

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And he never fucks with caps lock.

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Yes, being able to drive 82 miles to get that ass is just one of the many perks of owning a Honda.

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That sounds like the basis for a healthy relationship.

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#Romance

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He’s got a point.

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I assume he followed up by asking if she would be down to give him head while a female she’s never met tickles his balls.

Check out the first four installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines:

The 18 Most Outrageous Tinder Pickup Lines You’ll Ever See

21 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 4

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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