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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 52

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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That’s not where I thought that one was going.

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#BUTTSTUFF2015

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He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.

Tinder Lines 18

I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.

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I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015

If you have had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

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“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.

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“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.

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Houston, we have a player.

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#GUMPSTUFF2015

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ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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