Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
That’s not where I thought that one was going.
He should talk to that first guy; I’m sure he’d lend a fellow sun god worshipper a hand.
I held his fate in my hands and was a benevolent man. Hope this one helps me when I’m standing at the pearly gates.
I agree. #BUTTSTUFF2015
If you have had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
“Fill your pooper with love” is about as romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
“Roast beef flower” is about as far away from romantic as you can make #BUTTSTUFF2015.
Houston, we have a player.
ayy lmao #NAMEGAGS2015