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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 53

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Tinder Lines 1

No girl’s gonna go with the guy who doesn’t know that the show isn’t called “Downtown Abbey.”

Tinder Lines 2

He’s a keeper.

Tinder lines 3

#GUYFIERISTUFF2015

Tinder Lines 4

#BUTTSTUFF2015

Tinder Lines 5

This guy’s playing the numbers game and winning

Tinder Lines 6

He’s taking a more modern approach to parenting, it seems.

Tinder Lines 7

SEVENTEEN THIRTY-EIGHT!!!

Tinder Lines 8

#NAMEGAGS2015

Tinder Lines 9

Tinder Lines 9-b

That’s just vintage Jerry right there.

Tinder Lines 10

If she’s willing to spend that much time on you, she might be willing to put your dick in her mouth.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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