Galleries

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 54

141105_TFM_R-Tinder-PL_CoverPhoto

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram

Tinder Lines 1

Wendy’s about to have her mind blown, among other things.

Tinder Lines 2

The Miracle on ICE (this joke would be a lot funnier if you were from Costa Rica because ICE is the name of one of their main cellular service providers).

Tinder Lines 3

Last week, guinea pigs. This week, hamsters. The rodent trend continues.

Tinder Lines 4

#DADDYISSUES2015

Tinder Lines 5

You’re perfect for each other, you fucking nerds.

Tinder Lines 6

Get back to him when you find out.

Tinder Lines 7

I don’t think they are on the same page.

Tinder Lines 8

That’s not the right hashtag, doofus. #NAMEGAGS2015, get it right.

Tinder Lines 9

None of us can.

Tinder Lines 10

#NAMEGAGS2015

Email this to a friend

Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

27 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account

Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More