Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Why don’t any girls ever send me these types of messages? Oh, right, because I’m not cute :^(
Not sure how she didn’t catch on to that one.
This. This is love. I want to feel this.
This guy loves him some boobies.
If you have had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com
I’m going to look past the fact that he said “mind-bottling” because butt pee needs to make a comeback. Now.
It would be weird if you banged and she didn’t ask you to call her Bruce.
Two in the pink, ink in the stink. #BUTTSTUFF2015 #PRINTERSTUFF2015
Technically it should be something closer to “Vidi, Viri. Veni.” but I still respect his game.
There is a lot going on here. A lot of good things.