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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 57

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Hahaha!!!

glenn

Why don’t any girls ever send me these types of messages? Oh, right, because I’m not cute :^(

paige

Not sure how she didn’t catch on to that one.

brandon

This. This is love. I want to feel this.

matthew

This guy loves him some boobies.

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I’m going to look past the fact that he said “mind-bottling” because butt pee needs to make a comeback. Now.

kaitlyn

It would be weird if you banged and she didn’t ask you to call her Bruce.

bekah

Two in the pink, ink in the stink. #BUTTSTUFF2015 #PRINTERSTUFF2015

viri

Technically it should be something closer to “Vidi, Viri. Veni.” but I still respect his game.

annie

There is a lot going on here. A lot of good things.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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