Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 58

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram


She wants to chill? Brock’s Onix just turned into a Steelix.


Keep submitting, I would love to hear them.


Nothing breaks the ice better than a little Holocaust humor.


Yes. Mouth. #BUTTSTUFF2015




Bitches love Finding Nemo #DISNEYSTUFF2015

If you have had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to


Fuck off, Devin, you chode.


I would think this was just a chick pretending to be a hooker, but her name checks out.


How do girls still not know what that means? It’s 2015. #NAMEGAGS2015


Ha! One of the cleverest #DISNEYSTUFF2015 lines to date.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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