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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 59

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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anderson

I think I’ve ruined Tinder for a lot of girls.

bradley

She has a point. Alex? Really? Mr. Nibbles is the clear choice. #BUTTSTUFF2015

brooke

Ba dum tss!

courtney

His knowledge of Teletubbies is mildly concerning.

darianne

#NAMEGAGS2015

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emma

Well that’s just depressing…

gema

He’s willing to overlook her flaws – it’s love.

jazzilyn

You hear that, guys? He’s gonna jazzil in her mouth. #JAZZILSTUFF2015

kelsey

#RAWDOG2015

lauren

So crude that it just might play. Respect.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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