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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 60

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abbie

He just slapped her in the face with his big, swinging pun-is.

addy

She never said no, so maybe she’ll still let you shoot down the mud slide. Here’s to hoping.

al

This one has a better chance of panning out, though. You’re welcome.

cassandra

I don’t see how that could’ve possibly gone worse for him.

dallas

Puns, coming in hot this week.

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dylana

Take your time, friend. Take your time.

gabby

A whole pineapple?!? I’ll have to see it to believe it.

hannah

Play it cool, brain slug. She’s not onto you yet.

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He’s gonna flix the bean.

katie

Word play is at an all time high right now when it’s usually butt play that holds that esteemed honor. Is this a new trend?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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