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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 60

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abbie

He just slapped her in the face with his big, swinging pun-is.

addy

She never said no, so maybe she’ll still let you shoot down the mud slide. Here’s to hoping.

al

This one has a better chance of panning out, though. You’re welcome.

cassandra

I don’t see how that could’ve possibly gone worse for him.

dallas

Puns, coming in hot this week.

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dylana

Take your time, friend. Take your time.

gabby

A whole pineapple?!? I’ll have to see it to believe it.

hannah

Play it cool, brain slug. She’s not onto you yet.

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He’s gonna flix the bean.

katie

Word play is at an all time high right now when it’s usually butt play that holds that esteemed honor. Is this a new trend?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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