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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 61

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alexis

Is that cheap or expensive? Not too familiar with the hooker market these days. NF, I know.

allison

Wow. Nobody saw that one coming.

amanda

Teaching your dog doggy style by making him watch you plow a slob. It’s a TFM.

ariel

His response game is on point and absolutely perfect.

ashleigh

Subtle.

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brendan

I think I know – one of you is either listed as a female, or both of you are swipin’ for dudes.

erica

Dude was on his toes with that response. Love that.

fallon

Someone call animal control.

jocelyn

Why the fuck is this guy using Disney font???

josie

Never realized that’s what “Your Love” was about…

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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