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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 62

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abby

That is not a name gag – that is just sad.

andrew

I respect the hustle, though.

april

#BUTTSTUFF2015

brooke

Tinder in a nutshell.

brystal

I smell a threesome!!!

If you have had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

destynee

Butt stuff is the only scientifically-proven way of ensuring that you do not father Destynee’s child. #BUTTSTUFF2015

emily

The only logical conclusion.

emily1

I’m so #benevolent.

sophia

Love this move from a content manager point of view. Pageviews for days.

emily7

She’s a keeper.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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