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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 64

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alexandra

I feel dirty now, having opened your email.

BJ

This is what Tinder is all about. Making matches and #BUTTSTUFF2015

duck

Do not look up the argentine blue duck.

hana

It worked!!!

helen

He’s on the HUNT. #HELENSTUFF2015

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jedediah

She’s using an electronic device, so she must be on Rumspringa #AMISHSTUFF2015

katelyn

Not sure which one of those things is the worst.

kaylee

Shameless Rowdy Gentleman plug.

lauren

Yikes…

linsey

She doesn’t want the D – she needs it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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