Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Great use of #NAMEGAGS2015
Do not be lazy. Read this whole thing.
I don’t think I would’ve messaged her. Not sure I can get past the name “Dorcas.”
Toot it and boot it!
Any girl who will let you jam your entire fist in her ass is 100% the girl you marry.
That can only mean one thing – he’s not getting laid.
“I like sex, it’s nice.”
Oldest trick in the book. It’s “will you sit on my face,” dude.