Columns

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 65

141105_TFM_R-Tinder-PL_CoverPhoto

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Follow @TinderConvos on Instagram

rosetta

Great use of #NAMEGAGS2015

cheyenne

Do not be lazy. Read this whole thing.

alika

#BUTTSTUFF2015 #NAMEGAGS2015

dorcas

I don’t think I would’ve messaged her. Not sure I can get past the name “Dorcas.”

mary

Toot it and boot it!

kevin

Any girl who will let you jam your entire fist in her ass is 100% the girl you marry.

nameless

That can only mean one thing – he’s not getting laid.

berenice

“I like sex, it’s nice.”

syd

Oldest trick in the book. It’s “will you sit on my face,” dude.

joyce

Agreed.

Email this to a friend

Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

12 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More