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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 66

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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charity

How generous! He must be a full-on rapist.

erma

#NERMGERGS2015

porniweat

This is what happens when you Tinder in Thailand.

bret

Blind confidence is key. He knew that line would work all along.

aline

At least let him do a bump off your butt.

sarah

That surprises me. I expected it to work exactly as much as I expected it to.

brooke

Assessing the situation. TSM.

whitney

#RIPWhit

kayla2

I love new love.

heide

#NAMEGAGS2015

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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