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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 67

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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taran

The “white knuckler” is truly the Cadillac of handjobs.

tiffany

Too easy.

madison

I feel you, man. Just check out my Halloween costume.

leena

The direction you swipe on Tinder being directly correlated to her political leaning. TFM.

bean

Flicking Bean’s bean. It’s a TFM.

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heather

Always looking for new ways to find out if she has daddy issues. It’s a TFM.

brittany

#UNICORNSTUFF2015

halle

#NAMEGAGS2015

kelley

Worked like a charm.

belle

I mean, by definition, yes.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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