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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68

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alice

This could be the start of a good conversation.

allegra

“Attempt?” Ouch, bro.

carma

Woulda been a great line if he knew how to spell “hope.”

claire

A phenomenal weed-out question for Republicans.

courtney

A cold soul with an open hole is every Tinderer’s dream.

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dee

This guy only has two uses for women, and neither of them are “sass.”

emily

Nice save. Hope it worked out for him.

gaye

Correct.

haley

If subtlety is cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

jake

Awww that’s so beautif- AAAAAAAAAND it’s Macklemore.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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