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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 68

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alice

This could be the start of a good conversation.

allegra

“Attempt?” Ouch, bro.

carma

Woulda been a great line if he knew how to spell “hope.”

claire

A phenomenal weed-out question for Republicans.

courtney

A cold soul with an open hole is every Tinderer’s dream.

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dee

This guy only has two uses for women, and neither of them are “sass.”

emily

Nice save. Hope it worked out for him.

gaye

Correct.

haley

If subtlety is cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

jake

Awww that’s so beautif- AAAAAAAAAND it’s Macklemore.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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