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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Well, I’ve made it this far – the 69th edition. The only milestone that truly matters. Let’s get after it.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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addie

He’s trying to rail Addie.

alma

Aggressive yet informative.

brittany

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in the fact that Brittany did not stay matched with this insane man.

cara

Yeah, you’re gonna want to jump on this opportunity, my dude.

chloe

That’s pretty morbid.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to jared@totalfratmove.com

hannah

A+ pickup line game.

hannah2

#BUTTSTUFF2015

jessica

Smooth as silk.

kaitlyn

Well? Has it, Kaitlyn?

kendall

Kendall seems pretty down to “chill.”

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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