Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.


Well, I’ve made it this far – the 69th edition. The only milestone that truly matters. Let’s get after it.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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He’s trying to rail Addie.


Aggressive yet informative.


I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in the fact that Brittany did not stay matched with this insane man.


Yeah, you’re gonna want to jump on this opportunity, my dude.


That’s pretty morbid.

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A+ pickup line game.




Smooth as silk.


Well? Has it, Kaitlyn?


Kendall seems pretty down to “chill.”

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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