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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 7

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

caitlin

Two outs in the bottom of the ninth and he pulled this one off. Props.

cierra

I started off with two pee and butt stuff ones to set the tone.

elizabeth

Zing!

myah

CREME FRÂICHE!

justin

Persistence.

prechous

Really curious as to why the first guy got so unlucky…

mckenzie

I should make one of these called “The Best of Butt Stuff.”

brett

Smooth operator.

max

wut

melissa

Tinder is cheaper than Uber.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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