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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 70

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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arely

Enjoy.

breanna

Tinder is for more than just random hookups.

caitlyn

#BUTTSTUFF2015

cid

Relationships are about compromise, Cid, you selfish bitch.

dale

R.I.P. Intimidator

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

deana

A WHOLE EGGPLANT. And you can’t even appreciate that because you’re a stupid bot. What a waste.

emily

Great #CHRISTMASSTUFF2015 line.

genesis

Amen.

gianna

He really pulled that one out of his ass. I have a feeling he won’t be pulling out of hers, though.

haleigh

This one killed me.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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