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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 71

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adele

How original. No way she’s gotten that line yet. I suppose it’s better than a few years ago when people probably asked her about the necessary equipment for setting fire to the rain.

angelica

You learn something new every day.

april

He’s a gentleman and a scholar.

celeste

Romantic. V Romantic.

dakota

(He’s talking about her cooter)

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elle

YO IF A CHICK DON’T LET YOU TOUCH GUTS YOU LEAVE THAT BITCH LMFAO

gable

There’s about to be an interesting dynamic in this budding relationship.

gitel

You really can’t go wrong either way.

hannah

Leaving her speechless, but not numberless. TFM.

january

I agree, that’s a pretty A+ line.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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