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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 72

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alyssa

YouTube and self-lube. RFM.

bridget

Bridget just missed out on a free box munching.

elsa

I think that line only worked because Elsa does not appear to speak English.

hannah

A little acronym change-up never hurt nobody.

harli

Ryan should probably move onto the next one.

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karlii

“Yeah, I had this bitch Karlii who said she’d suck my dick, but I was all “nah.””

kelsey

He’s a box munching freak of nature.

kum

He told me that Kum unmatched him after this line. Can’t imagine why.

laney

Pretty rude thing for him to say on Hannukah, but “I hope you die alone but I hope you fuck me first” might be one of the frattest Tinder messages you could ever receive.

matthew

Hot girls must get sick of that line; it gets used on them so much.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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