Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
YouTube and self-lube. RFM.
Bridget just missed out on a free box munching.
I think that line only worked because Elsa does not appear to speak English.
A little acronym change-up never hurt nobody.
Ryan should probably move onto the next one.
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“Yeah, I had this bitch Karlii who said she’d suck my dick, but I was all “nah.””
He’s a box munching freak of nature.
He told me that Kum unmatched him after this line. Can’t imagine why.
Pretty rude thing for him to say on Hannukah, but “I hope you die alone but I hope you fuck me first” might be one of the frattest Tinder messages you could ever receive.
Hot girls must get sick of that line; it gets used on them so much.