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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 73

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alina

Gotta make some room in your body for all that blow!

allison

He’s all in on ass eating. #BUTTSTUFF2015

claire

Wasting no time. TFM.

emma

Wish we had a timestamp on this one. Would give us a better idea of this guy’s lifestyle.

kady

:(

brianna

I don’t think she’d be cool with that unless the whole Charlie thing occurred after the night with her.

claire2

I can’t imagine that would go much worse than this.

gabby

C’mon, Gabby. Respect the “ma.”

lakyn

THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS LEFT, DUDE. DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. #BUTTSTUFF2015

maddie

This is either going to go very well for him or very poorly.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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