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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 74

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alana

#BUTTSTUFF2015

asura

The best compliment you can get. #NAMEGAGS2015

brady

He’s ready for commitment, Brady. That’s rare. Lock him down.

carson

#NAMEGAGS2015

cortni

I can’t imagine this one didn’t get this guy laid.

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devyn

Sounds like every relationship ever.

harriet

He’ll be her tub man. Get it? Like they’re going to take a nice, bubbly, romantic bath together??? Haha. Ha. God I’m terrible.

jamie

Don’t think that hashtag’s gonna be trending any time soon.

katie

#CHRISTMASSTUFF2015

leah

He’s in luck: I’m pretty sure it is.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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