Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 74

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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The best compliment you can get. #NAMEGAGS2015


He’s ready for commitment, Brady. That’s rare. Lock him down.




I can’t imagine this one didn’t get this guy laid.

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Sounds like every relationship ever.


He’ll be her tub man. Get it? Like they’re going to take a nice, bubbly, romantic bath together??? Haha. Ha. God I’m terrible.


Don’t think that hashtag’s gonna be trending any time soon.




He’s in luck: I’m pretty sure it is.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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