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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 76

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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cassidy

Jehovah’s about to be witness to Cassidy and him banging.

erin

Neat!

kierstyn

Inspiring words from JFKum.

natalie

Get ready for his Donkey Dong, Nats.

kassy

As you should be.

kat

He’s got a nice couch you can sit on.

kimberly

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.

alex1

alex

This guy has salesman of the month written all over him.

dayle

It’s pretty straight-forward.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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