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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 77

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alex

Attraction from both sides right off the bat. That’s nice to see.

jenna

NEVER!!!!!!! #BUTTSTUFF2016

alaina

If she doesn’t say “contact your local authorities,” I think that makes her an accomplice.

caroline

That honestly sounds like a fitting compromise.

jingyi

Bitches love the nice, clean rap stylings of Will Smith.

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mickenzie

(It’s because he’s gonna jizz in there)

cassidy copy

That’s a pretty low weight ceiling, man. Expand your horizons.

kobie

Pull out just in time, call it a buzzer beater.

molly

How can you say no to that?

cassidy

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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