Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 78

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I really hope this is a joke…


In his defense, she did seem like that kind of girl.


I heard “This Dick” has two Golden Globes.




Erin knows a good investment opportunity when she sees one.




It’s Halley’s comet, not Hailey’s comet, but I respect the effort.


“Hung. Will Hung. No, not that American Idol guy! I was just saying that I have a huge d… Never mind.”


Hannah’s gonna give him the best of both worlds.


‘Twas a big week for Hannah Montana jokes.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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