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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 79

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alyssa

I can’t tell if this is an insult or not. I think it’s a backhanded compliment.

angeline

This man knows how to plan a date. I want him to plan my wedding.

ann

This man… not so much.

cindy

I’d be interested in knowing those figures, if any of y’all feel so inclined as to research them.

colleen

And we all hope you get it.

dina

#NAMEGAGS2016

hallie

Always knowing just what to say. TFM.

jessie

To put this into context, I featured the pre-asshole part of this conversation in last week’s edition. She should probably just stop messaging him at this point.

lauren

This is how you play the game.

gertha

#NAMEGAGS2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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