Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 79

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I can’t tell if this is an insult or not. I think it’s a backhanded compliment.


This man knows how to plan a date. I want him to plan my wedding.


This man… not so much.


I’d be interested in knowing those figures, if any of y’all feel so inclined as to research them.


And we all hope you get it.




Always knowing just what to say. TFM.


To put this into context, I featured the pre-asshole part of this conversation in last week’s edition. She should probably just stop messaging him at this point.


This is how you play the game.



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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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