Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 8

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.


Hoping you are related to girls so you can hookup with them. It’s a TFM.


Neither of these people have even the slightest grasp of “your/you’re.”


I don’t really see why you would need a “jimmy hat” unless they were the cheese-filled ones.


Colleen is wife material.


It’s definitely Cali.

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Looks like there’s some trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom.


I believe so.


This dude must really care a lot about the Colosseum


I don’t think you understand, Sara – he goes to Harvard.


Is pooter lube a thing now?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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