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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 8

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

alexa

Hoping you are related to girls so you can hookup with them. It’s a TFM.

alyssa

Neither of these people have even the slightest grasp of “your/you’re.”

cassandra

I don’t really see why you would need a “jimmy hat” unless they were the cheese-filled ones.

colleen

Colleen is wife material.

jessica

It’s definitely Cali.

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luigi

Looks like there’s some trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom.

maddie

I believe so.

monica

This dude must really care a lot about the Colosseum

sara

I don’t think you understand, Sara – he goes to Harvard.

savannah

Is pooter lube a thing now?

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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