Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Hoping you are related to girls so you can hookup with them. It’s a TFM.
Neither of these people have even the slightest grasp of “your/you’re.”
I don’t really see why you would need a “jimmy hat” unless they were the cheese-filled ones.
Colleen is wife material.
It’s definitely Cali.
If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.
Looks like there’s some trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom.
I believe so.
This dude must really care a lot about the Colosseum
I don’t think you understand, Sara – he goes to Harvard.
Is pooter lube a thing now?