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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 80

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda

Aggressive yet endearing. Amanda has mastered Tinder.

brittany

As far as rumors to have floating around about you, this is the best case scenario.

casey

#SQUIRRELSTUFF2016

elizabeth

Elizabeth, you minx!

hannah

Hannah’s not the smartest player in the dugout.

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jessie

Net fish and krill. TFM.

kaitlin

The comparisons just keep getting better.

katie

He’s a multi-faceted dude.

heather1

heather2

He doesn’t just want #BUTTSTUFF2016, he needs it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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