Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 80

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Aggressive yet endearing. Amanda has mastered Tinder.


As far as rumors to have floating around about you, this is the best case scenario.




Elizabeth, you minx!


Hannah’s not the smartest player in the dugout.

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Net fish and krill. TFM.


The comparisons just keep getting better.


He’s a multi-faceted dude.



He doesn’t just want #BUTTSTUFF2016, he needs it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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