Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. #BUTTSTUFF2016
The elusive masturbation live-Tinder. Splendid.
I actually think there’s a pretty decent chance some girls will believe that lie. It’s just crazy enough to work.
Dude’s an open book.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
I’m not sure they could’ve used any fewer words.
A+ date night.
Chicks dig badboys.
Strawberries served the right way are most definitely a TFM.
That was a terrible poem, Harriet.