Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 81

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. #BUTTSTUFF2016




The elusive masturbation live-Tinder. Splendid.


I actually think there’s a pretty decent chance some girls will believe that lie. It’s just crazy enough to work.


Dude’s an open book.

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I’m not sure they could’ve used any fewer words.


A+ date night.


Chicks dig badboys.


Strawberries served the right way are most definitely a TFM.


That was a terrible poem, Harriet.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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