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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 81

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. #BUTTSTUFF2016

anu

#NAMEGAGS2016

arune

The elusive masturbation live-Tinder. Splendid.

ashley

I actually think there’s a pretty decent chance some girls will believe that lie. It’s just crazy enough to work.

athena

Dude’s an open book.

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breiona

I’m not sure they could’ve used any fewer words.

ciera

A+ date night.

elizabeth

Chicks dig badboys.

erin

Strawberries served the right way are most definitely a TFM.

harriet

That was a terrible poem, Harriet.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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