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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 82

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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abigail

That’s hot.

bailey

“Any less than three years and I’m out.” #BUTTSTUFF2016

barrie

The gif equivalent of saying “bump.” #BUTTSTUFF2016

bryce

Bryce is a great wingwoman.

daniel

This is probably the only week ever where this response will make any sense to anybody.

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derrick

DAAAMNNNN DERRICK!

destinee

#BUTTSTUFF2016ee

golden

#BUTTSTUFF2016

kate

Ba dum tss! Legendary line.

katley

This is a huge week for #BUTTSTUFF2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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