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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 83

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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thyesia

Is it actually big, or does it just look that way when compared to his 5’6″ frame?

raisa

I find that hard to believe.

nhi

Her name doubles as a sex noise. That will come in handy during all the sex this line almost assuredly got him.

machiko

That’s a pretty clever double entendre. So clever, in fact, that I feel like he has no idea that it is even a double entendre.

lily

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lauren

Oh, so that’s where you draw the line?

kerry

I’m sure it applied.

julia

SHARK BAIT, BOOB HAHA.

graham

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emma

That’s actually pretty impressive if you think about it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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