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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 83

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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thyesia

Is it actually big, or does it just look that way when compared to his 5’6″ frame?

raisa

I find that hard to believe.

nhi

Her name doubles as a sex noise. That will come in handy during all the sex this line almost assuredly got him.

machiko

That’s a pretty clever double entendre. So clever, in fact, that I feel like he has no idea that it is even a double entendre.

lily

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lauren

Oh, so that’s where you draw the line?

kerry

I’m sure it applied.

julia

SHARK BAIT, BOOB HAHA.

graham

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emma

That’s actually pretty impressive if you think about it.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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