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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 84

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alissa

Mama mia! That’s a spicy pickup-a line!

becca

Becca is very self aware.

bonny

That was quick.

brooke

I hope anal is too, for his sake. #BUTTSTUFF2016

courtlyn

Easily what happened here.

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emily

This dude got got.

eric

I’ll have to admit, he’s doing a pretty good job of recruiting. But I’m gonna need some more information on this club before I join.

jessica

Jessica spitting HEAT!

john

I don’t know about you, but I’m hard rn.

lexy

Your plan backfired, Lex.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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