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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 85

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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alyssa

She had to see this one coming.

amanda

It’s not a no, so, by the transitive property…

andrew

Shaking it up this early isn’t going to do anything, lady.

brandi

This is about as political as Tinder gets.

brianna

We’ve all been there, brother.

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calla

C for creativity.

carly

#BUTTSTUFF2016

hannah

How the fuck do some of these lines work?

heather

I actually was thinking the same thing.

helen

It works as a double entendre because Helen’s butt is technically attached to her back.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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