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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 85

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alyssa

She had to see this one coming.

amanda

It’s not a no, so, by the transitive property…

andrew

Shaking it up this early isn’t going to do anything, lady.

brandi

This is about as political as Tinder gets.

brianna

We’ve all been there, brother.

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calla

C for creativity.

carly

#BUTTSTUFF2016

hannah

How the fuck do some of these lines work?

heather

I actually was thinking the same thing.

helen

It works as a double entendre because Helen’s butt is technically attached to her back.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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