Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 85

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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She had to see this one coming.


It’s not a no, so, by the transitive property…


Shaking it up this early isn’t going to do anything, lady.


This is about as political as Tinder gets.


We’ve all been there, brother.

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How the fuck do some of these lines work?


I actually was thinking the same thing.


It works as a double entendre because Helen’s butt is technically attached to her back.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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