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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 86

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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ali

SNAPCHAT ME YO BUTTHOLE.

ashley

Now o’clock is my favorite time behind Beer:30.

bailie

#NAMEGAGS2016 charm ’em every time.

bonita copy

Cue the Sarah McLachlan music.

brandon

Brandon’s got some interesting Tinder game…

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carey

STOP FIGHTING IT, CAREY.

chloe

A refreshing twist on an overused classic.

daria

If #BUTTSTUFF2016 is involved, yes.

delaney

It’s not too often you see daddy issues manifest themselves in a dude.

dorothy

At least she apologized.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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