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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 87

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alana

Let’s find out.

aspen

Benevolence at its finest. #NAMEGAGS2016

chrissy

Chrissy is not picking up what he’s putting down.

emily

Post-coital Tinder interactions in a nutshell.

erin

Great line. Girls love thinking about their dads jacking it.

greg

Still a better pickup line than that polar bear ice breaking shit.

jaime

Strong assumption.

jessi

Who is? Nobody I want to be associated with, that’s for sure.

katie

COMIN’ IN HOT!!!

kelsie

Amazing delivery.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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