Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 88

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Nectar?!? I hardly know ‘er!!!


SOMF is the new YOLO.




“Unmatch if you must” might be the most dramatic Tinder denial of all-time.


That is definitely a Hail Mary.


I’m surprised that worked considering she might literally hate him. That’s a strong hatred to overcome.


This screenshot that was sent in was accompanied by the following message: “So fucked up story. I tried using this on a guy and he unmatched me a minute later hahahaha, and I’m a solid 8/10…” What has this world come to?


Well. Fucking. Done.


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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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