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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 89

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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benjamin

This, folks, is what we call a Hail Mary.

blur

Short dude’s got game.

callie

Love this line. Great for foot fetishists. Hope it catches on.

chelsea

One of the best lines I’ve received in a while. Major kudos to this guy.

dana

BERN!!!

#NAMEGAGS2016

joe

Great way to ask for some ass-to-nose.

kum

That was just too easy.

maxine

Hello, Maxine.

nicholas

ENOUGH WITH YOUR WORD GAMES, NICHOLAS. OUT WITH IT ALREADY!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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