Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 9

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Eventually everybody named Anai who is on Tinder will end up in this series.


He asks the important questions.


If I’m remembered for one thing in my life, I’d like it to be my butt stuff advocacy work.


Minge munching. It’s a TSM.


Ladies love puns.


That sounds like something Ericka with a “k” would say.


He had the power, and he took advantage of it.


DING DING! We have a winner… And I think the toast is done.

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This submission is the epitome of this series. It has everything.


The perfect response.


It always pays off to do your research.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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