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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 90

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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bailee

A match made in heaven.

baylee

Welp, I’m horny.

chantel

Death by boobies.

jennifer

Little does he know, Jennifer has just recruited him into the hardest street gang in Gary, Indiana. He would die 2 months later during a drive-by shooting outside of a Long John Silver’s.

jill

Never meet up with a lefty, Jill. Run.

jordan

This guy did his research. If you want to understand his message, I suggest you do too.

justin

She asks the important questions.

justine

Having a specified time for your evening rub and tug. It’s a TFM.

kaylee

Probably not that much.

kellie

She kinda ruined it with that last one. Pretty lame.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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