Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 90

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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bailee

A match made in heaven.

baylee

Welp, I’m horny.

chantel

Death by boobies.

jennifer

Little does he know, Jennifer has just recruited him into the hardest street gang in Gary, Indiana. He would die 2 months later during a drive-by shooting outside of a Long John Silver’s.

jill

Never meet up with a lefty, Jill. Run.

jordan

This guy did his research. If you want to understand his message, I suggest you do too.

justin

She asks the important questions.

justine

Having a specified time for your evening rub and tug. It’s a TFM.

kaylee

Probably not that much.

kellie

She kinda ruined it with that last one. Pretty lame.

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