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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 91

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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briana

Rock solid logic.

casey

Not sure that lines plays with the ladies.

claire

She sounds interested, surprisingly.

emily

Dropping a “babe” in the third message. Bold move.

hayley

That does sound special!

india

#NAMEGAGS2016

isis

Take that, Isis!

jade

I don’t speak whatever dialect this is.

mackenzie

I respect this guy’s commitment to the bit.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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