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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 92

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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anna

Anal is always the answer. #BUTTSTUFF2016

barbie

That’s commitment.

brandi

He pegged her (double entendre!).

brittany

A little contrived, but #NAMEGAGS2016 nonetheless.

brooke

That went better than expected.

carri

#NAMEGAGS2016

chandler

She nipped that one right in the bud.

fiona

He had me at “earwax candles.”

gabriella

Harvard guys pull.

gina

Well. Fuckin’. Done.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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