Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Anal is always the answer. #BUTTSTUFF2016
He pegged her (double entendre!).
A little contrived, but #NAMEGAGS2016 nonetheless.
That went better than expected.
She nipped that one right in the bud.
He had me at “earwax candles.”
Harvard guys pull.
Well. Fuckin’. Done.