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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 93

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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scamp

That was difficult to watch.

sydney

I think we have a winner, folks!!!

domi

#NAMEGAGS2016

marco

I’m gonna go with “yes.”

madison

Damn, thought that caveat was gonna seal the deal.

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tucker

She didn’t think you did until you said you didn’t.

emily

Penis be with you. And also with you.

hannah

Very cordial.

maggie

Big food guy, I see.

palma

#NAMEGAGS2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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