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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 94

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adele

I was wondering if after all these minutes you’d like to respond.

adrienne

Love this move.

bathlehem

#BIBLESTUFF2016

bre

I like her answer better.

daniela

Gagging her with the hog. TFM.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

edie

This bot gets me every time. It just throws its fake boyfriend under the bus.

fannie

#BUTTSTUFF2016 #NAMEGAGS2016

hailee

Read the fine print, Hailee.

imke

#NAMEGAGS2016

jenny

JENNAYYYY

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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