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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 95

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adrienne

It’s a never-ending loop.

ashley

Dude just Terry Schiavo’d her ass.

brooke

That just means you’ve met the one.

caroline

GOOD THIGHS NEVER FELT SO GOOD!

dora

#NAMEGAGS2016

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elizabeth

Yeah, Liz.

gabriella

Harsh…

jake

If Tinder pickup lines were honest.

katy

Applebee’s is fucking dope, Katy. You’re missing out. Bitch.

lauren

So close.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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