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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 96

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda

What a class act.

anthony

A super like and a commitment? Anthony is a keeper.

brittany

C’mon, Brittany. Get your act together.

camille

You type in your phone number, you idiot.

candi

#BUTTSTUFF2016

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cassie

Is there a Rosetta Stone for that?

george

He would.

hannah

Classic.

jackie

She probably didn’t hear you.

jazzilyn

#NAMEGAGS2016

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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