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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 97

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

sally

Sally’s such a glory hunter.

alex

Dude knows his consent.

ali

This is actually a good plan.

ally

#BUTTSTUFF2016

amy

Yeah Amy, you bitch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

caitlyn

Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

chris

He has a point.

dominque

I guess that’s a yes.

dylan

Legitimate question.

katy

YEAH KATY!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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