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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 98

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

anmol

#NAMEGAGS2016

ariel

Speak American, nerds.

ariella

He’s making headway…

caroline

That’s still almost 50/50…

courtney

YOU FUCKING KNOW, COURTNEY.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

danny

You have to respect this man’s game. *insert 100 emoji*

elizabeth

Tinder as it is meant to be.

genna

Topical and romantic!

jld

Ba dum tss!

kendall

That’ll tell you all you need to know about her.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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