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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 99

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

ali

HELP THE MAN OUT, ALI!

allison

I’m not sure she fully grasps the insult.

annely

#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016

bear

HA! IT WAS BEAR GRYLLS ALL ALONG!

ben

You never know who you’ll meet on Tinder.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

bethany

She’d be rude to deny him of that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

car

#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016

charlotte

Fun fact: girls love it when you ask them to call you “Daddy.”

connor

Is that a compliment? I haven’t seen enough grits bags to know.

eric

Sounds like a date!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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