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RIP Pan Pan, The Panda Who Fucked

2016 isn’t finished taking from us yet, and this one, I’m sad to say, is a biggie.

Pan Pan, the oldest male panda in the world who quite literally fucked his species out of endangerment, has died. He fathered or grandfathered 25% of all living pandas in captivity.

Pan Pan was a hero known for his lovable nature, his gentle demeanor, his jovial playfulness, and of course for all the fucking he did.

From CNN:

Pan Pan, the oldest male panda in the world, died early in the morning on Wednesday in China’s Sichuan province.

During his life, Pan Pan fathered more than 130 children and grandchildren, according to Chinese state media, making 25% of all pandas in captivity his descendents.

Keepers fondly remembered his “energy and vitality” in the 1990s, during which he fathered the first ever panda cub to survive in a captive breeding environment.

Sometimes there’s no more fucking to do, so you roll over and die. RIP Pan Pan. Gone but not forgotten.

[via CNN]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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